Alarm alaf baru

Sape ada masaalah bangun pagi?
Atau boleh bangun tapi susah nak bangkit?

Untuk masaalah kedua tuh biasanya disebabkan oleh low blood pressure. I know, I am having the same problem. Lagi2 masa kat jepun dulu, especially time winter. Oh my good the futon has never been soo warm in my entire life hehehe.

Tapi untuk masaalah pertama, other than usual alarm clock what do you do/use to get up on time?

Ada yang gunakan self-body alarm. Contohnya baca al-fatihah etc and then cakap ke diri sendiri: ‘ aku nak bangun pukul 6 pagi’. Insyaallah bangun le pukul 6 pagi.

Tapi camne nak buat kalau tak boleh jalan gak cara2 diatas? Kenot gou bak kata my kelate friend.

Ever heard of nanotechnology? Basically it’s the technology where all the machines are built in nano yardstick. Nano is the SI term for 10^-9m = 0.000000001m. In layman term, it very very small. Wikipedia defines nanotechnology as

[Nanotechnology comprises technological developments on the nanometer scale, usually 0.1 to 100 nm. (One nanometer equals one thousandth of a micrometer or one millionth of a millimeter.) The term has sometimes been applied to microscopic technology.]

What if we can construct a machine, a nanomachine that could act as an alarm clock?
We place this nano clock in your body(!) so that at designated time it will proceed to kacau you until you are awake. The best place I think would be in your ears.

Yes you heard/read me right. Dalam lubang telinga tuh.

Say you set this nano clock at 6 a.m, so come the time this nano clock will either ring ( I doubt this can be done though), or it will grow some kind of tentacle and start rubbing the inner part of you ear. I bet you will not be able to sleep once the nano alarm kick off.

I know for sure guys… I had the experience.

Dua tiga malam yang lepas, adalah makhluk allah ni yang cukup baik hati masuk dalam telinga aku dan start berguling2 dalam tuh. Tickling sensation won’t give justice to what I experienced. I just woke wide open and start korek telinga furiously. Mind you, it was soo effective that I had no time to feel ngantuk lagi dah. From sleep to full conciousness. Very effective.

I think it was a stray ant looking for some treasure, but the ant got into wrong cave…:P

And don’t worry, I think I already had that ant out of my ear.

I think.

Hehehe.

(image: Courtesy Sandia National Laboratories, SUMMiTTM Technologies, www.mems.sandia.gov)

The above image shows a tiny miny mite and some nanoscale gear.
Cool huh? :)

Honjya